Things that I would like today:

1. My paper on Hybridity to write itself.
2. The guy to pick up the 'phone and call.
3. The interview to conduct itself.
4. The guy to realise I'm English and therefore extremely unlikely to call him, even if I was madly in love (I'm not).
5. Ricardo to make perfect sense.

As you can tell all of these require other things to happen for me. Why am I so lazy? Well right now I feel like I've been flattened by a hormonal, tired wreck of a truck. Next week I start my second bout of Swedish lessons, except (whoopee!) the level I signed up for has been cancelled so I've been bumped to the more advanced level.

Urgh. Bed, wherefore art though so far away and behind so many deadlines in my future?